Friday, August 22, 2008

WAHMs Possessed by Fangirl

Honestly, how is anyone supposed to accomplish anything when they're all in love with Aaron Peirsol and just spend work hours googling and watching YouTube videos? Maybe they also call their friends and ask point-blank, "Do you heart Aaron Peirsol?" If friends answer with "Who that?" they get hung up on with hardly even a goodbye, if they say "Not really", maybe certain silly WAHMs try to convert them, but if they say "GAWD, Yessssss!", they end up spending hours on the phone with their PCs on while they and silly WAHMs google together and get each other to check out articles, picture, videos, etc. that they'd found. Maybe silly WAHMs are consumed by guilt afterwards because the Fangirl has taken over their entire being and has turned them into lousy moms and even lousier WAHMs. What happens to a WAHM when there is a complete collapse of discipline? You'll find out when the obsession is over. No, I'm not talking about me. It's totally somebody else. For real.

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